Dear Slackers--Foreplay is Over!

Dear Slackers,

I love you! Some of my best friends are slackers! Why, some people think I'M a slacker! I've hurt my own feelings.

But, The TIME is finally here. We have made posters and signs and driven to Madison and stood out in the snow and freezing weather. We have collected pledges. We collected a million signatures! Are we there, yet!

Hell, NO! That was just foreplay--so to speak. Our warm-up exercises. The appetizer. The antipasto, aperitif, canapé, cocktail, the hors d'oeuvre... I just love words, don't you? It pains me deeply to have cheating flunk for guv!

Well, my very dear friends in the RECALL WALKER movement--former Republicans, regretful Walker voters, environmentalists, Independents, independents, Greens, Democrats, democrats, and thinking people! I just cannot wait for the main course!

I have been accused of being hard to please. Exacting. Demanding. Oh, some heartless person called me "demanding" once. Or twice. Or a few times.

And, this is what I want: Record numbers of voters! And, a record win by a Democrat for governor of Wisconsin. Ohhhhhh...I want the Senate and the Assembly in Democrat hands, too. Is that too much to ask?

Yes, the petition collection was just a little foreplay--a love letter to Walker, so to speak.

NOW is the main event. NOW is the time to "Kiss Walker Goodbye!"

Oh, dear--I just threw up a little in my mouth! But, "Kiss Walker Goodbye" is just a metaphor and it is a lot better than, "It's Time to Kick Walker's A@#!" or "It's Time to Kick Walker in the Head!" or ...

So, my dear slackers, we think we worked long hard hours last winter? We stood out in the cold and snow? We called and canvassed and called and canvassed and stood on street corners?

Hah! That was just the beginning--the appetizer--and it was all for naught if we fail now to GET OUT THE VOTE!

So, get off your cans! Put away that beer cheese! Put away the beer AND the cheese! Turn off the TV. Your family, your house, your car, your lawn...your personal life can wait. You won't be able to afford them unless we KISS WALKER GOODBYE ON JUNE 5.

Get to the Democratic Coordinated Campaign Offices and volunteer or we are going to be stuck with that ring-tailed SOB forever! So, get off your behinds and get to 111 West Milwaukee and volunteer! Mon - Sat 9-9 and Sun 12 noon - 9pm.


WALKER RECALL:

*There are 59 days until Walker's Recall Election on JUNE 5.
*There is NO referendum!
*The only way to RECALL WALKER is to VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE for GOVERNOR.
*EVERYONE has to vote on June 5.
*We have to work harder than we did getting petitions.
*Rock County: please volunteer at 111 West Milwaukee, Janesville. 9 - 9 Mon - Sat and 12 - 9 Sun


VOTING INFORMATION:

<< VOTERS MAY STILL REGISTER & VOTE ON ELECTION DAY IN WISCONSIN >>
<< YOU MUST BE A RESIDENT 28 DAYS TO VOTE >>
<< REGISTERING TO VOTE REQUIRES PROOF OF RESIDENCE: a lease, a utility bill, A DL, etc. that contain your full name and your complete street address
<< NO PHOTO ID IS CURRENTLY REQUIRED TO VOTE--BUT THIS COULD CHANGE >>
<< VOTER AND VOTING INFORMATION IS AVAILABLE AT YOUR CITY HALL AND ON-LINE:
vpa.wi.gov and http://www.co.rock.wi.us/cclerk-election-voter-info/voter-information


2012 ELECTION SCHEDULE:

TUES APR 10: You must be a RESIDENT of YOUR VOTING DISTRICT as of Apr 10 to register and vote on election day in the RECALL PRIMARY on MAY 8

NOW - TUES APR 17: You can register to vote with a SPECIAL REGISTRATION DEPUTY for the MAY 8 GOVERNOR RECALL DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY

MON APR 23: BEGINNING of ABSENTEE VOTING for GOVERNOR RECALL DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY

FRI MAY 4: Last day of ABSENTEE VOTING for GOVERNOR RECALL DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY on MAY 8

VOTE! TUES MAY 8: RECALL PRIMARY FOR DEMOCRAT PARTY CANDIDATE FOR GOVERNOR. YOU MAY REGISTER & VOTE TODAY

TUES MAY 15: LAST DAY to REGISTER TO VOTE with SPECIAL REGISTRATION DEPUTY for JUNE 5 GOVERNOR’S (WALKER RECALL) ELECTION

MON MAY 21: BEGINNING of ABSENTEE VOTING for GOVERNOR’S (WALKER RECALL) ELECTION
VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE

FRI JUNE 1: LAST DAY for ABSENTEER VOTING for GOVERNOR’S (WALKER RECALL) ELECTION
VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE

VOTE! TUES JUNE 5: ELECTION TO RECALL GOVERNOR WALKER and ELECT A DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR
VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE

Now, let's get informed, share information, and start making calls and canvassing. We have to persuade everyone to vote in record numbers.

Oh, I just love voting and voters! Don't you!?!

Your friend,

Vivian